Good. You've made the sort of wise, successful and thrusting decision
we've come to expect from you.
You see... remember the information you gave us? The name? The
email address? The frog preference? Thanks to that, we think we
know you. We know we like you. And we'd like to trust you.
And we'd like you to trust us. In return for just a few more incredibly sensitive personal details, we offer you not just personalized attention but special privileges.
||Priority booking on the greatest leisure cruise experience of
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the EXCLUSIVE company of people ALMOST AS SUCCESSFUL AS YOU, you
will be able to see your cruise-vessel in the final stages of
development, with no TACKY END-USERS on cheap SUBURBAN ISP's hanging
around pointlessly, lost on their way to alt.binaries.pictures.buses
or Calvin's Bondage Babes.
||Your own PRE-CONFIGURED Personal Electronic Thing for onboard
||Your own ACTUAL PERSONAL NAME inscribed for ALL ETERNITY on Starlight
Travel's state-of-the-art RT-1007 Personalized Advice System for
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And all with ABSOLUTE SECURITY GUARANTEED. Would we lie? Well:
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