Welcome to the Starlight Lines
Sof-A-Spud Card Service!
The very fact that you're here is a mark of distinction. Your distinction. Because it only means one thing. It means that you're
either too busy and successful to do your own personal leisure-cruising
right now; or that you know someone like that. Okay. That's two things. We know it. But with
someone like you, hey, who's counting?
So which is it to be?
- I'm too busy and successful to do my own leisure-cruising right
now, but you know what? I want my friends to know that if I were on an incredibly expensive, luxurious, intergalactic pleasure
voyage, why, I'd be thinking of them as I sat on, say, the promenade deck with a long cool
drink and a slinky companion, pitying the poor shlumps back home,
but in a very caring sort of way. So lead me to the Postcard Sending Service.
- You're right. I have some pretty smart friends with whom I am on first-name terms, and let me tell you,
they think of me a lot. In fact, one of them has sent me a postcard which I would like to collect now.