Exclusive.

To Us.

And to You.

Here. Now. Forever. And Lovely.


Starlight Lines. The official agency for the Starship Titanic. The exclusive agency. Showing you things you've never seen. Exclusive things. We're proud. Very proud. So proud we hired a PR company. To teach us how to write. Be lovely, they said. Be positive. Short sentences. Say nothing. This is what it's like. The writing. Positive. Lovely. Meaningless. Meaningless, because you're a success. You don't need us to tell you what to think. See for yourself. Enjoy. The ship. The cosmos. Life. Be happy. Love you. Miss you. Mean it.

GIVE ME THE GUIDED TOUR!

 

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